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onatropicalisland:

spicy-gear:

Intimidated by larger sex toys? Don’t worry, we have them in all shapes and sizes, suitable for every body and every preference from Mini Vibrators to the 17” Rambone. 

i found this in the spongebob tag and holy jesus i haven’t laughed this hard in a long time this gif is perfect

onatropicalisland:

spicy-gear:

Intimidated by larger sex toys? Don’t worry, we have them in all shapes and sizes, suitable for every body and every preference from Mini Vibrators to the 17” Rambone

i found this in the spongebob tag and holy jesus i haven’t laughed this hard in a long time this gif is perfect

thatsmoderatelyraven:

what has this picture been through

thatsmoderatelyraven:

what has this picture been through

unreleasedwords:

assdeluxe:

higgzorz:

her: u eat ass?

me: image

delete this post

WHAT THE FUCKKK

tricksterswings:

spud-buster:

lovethyhippie:

imagine having a tattoo like that

#tattoos in the wizarding world

i would totally get a magic tattoo

jackviolet:

One of the things that is really notable about Moscow and yet not many people outside Russia know about, is how gorgeous the Moscow metro is.

These photos? That’s what the metro stations look like.

Yeah.

They’re called the “People’s palaces of Moscow” or else “Underground palaces,” and they were built during the Soviet era on the Communist idea that art and beauty should belong to the people rather than only being available in the houses of nobles.

These photos show just some of the metro’s attractions. There are many more mosaics, statues, etc, placed throughout.

And the metro is always this clean.

In addition to being beautiful, it is incredibly functional. It gets you pretty much everywhere in Moscow, and the trains run at intervals of every three minutes or less. At peak times, they run every 90 seconds. You never have to worry about missing a train, because the next one will come almost immediately.

Not always of course. In the late evening or early morning hours, you may have to wait as long as five whole minutes for a train. They’re also super easy to navigate.

We Russians are pretty proud of our metro system.

faroresmemory:

"ur such a qt"

am I calling you cute?

or am I calling you a quentin tarantino?

you’ll never know

nevver:

Calvin and Hobbes